ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
a crown for a prince
Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
This needs to be brought to attention IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
I don’t even understand what they’re expecting anymore. if they can lie to us to our face and us KNOW the truth, what power do we have , then?
i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.
Do we all know what week it is? Weird Al and George do. #BannedBooksWeek
Neil Gaiman, Weird Al, and George RR Martin. There’s a detective show I’d watch forever.
police establishments are always as old as the city they live in. They have old systems that have been stamped into place by years of use.
"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want
#POSERSHAMING get the fuck out of here with that mess
men are such fuckwads, like the audacity to do something like this requires that you think you’re really fucking important
Why is everyone suddenly pretending like Joan Rivers wasn’t a horrible, awful, terrible human being? Like I don’t wish death on anyone but….good riddance.